Quote by Jack Nicholson
Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, b

Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson

Other quotes by Jack Nicholson

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, Id start writing poems about suicide. – Jack Nicholson

Category:
alone
Read Quote

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

Category:
Violence
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
best
category

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. – Aristotle

Category:
best

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. – Thomas Fuller

Category:
best

You must capture and keep the heart of the original and supremely able man before his brain can do its best. – Andrew Carnegie

Category:
best

I put on the best live show, the absolute best live show I can possibly can. – Kesha

Category:
best

Random Quotes

Do you know the only thing that gives me pleasure? Its to see my dividends coming in. – John D. Rockefeller

Category:
finance

Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, Ill show you a little man. – Julie Burchill

Category:
Women

After I finished high school I went to Hong Kong and Thailand and spent some time there. Just to get that whole experience of being out of the bubble that I was in from high school in Vancouver, to be able to travel around and be on your own was an amazing experience. – Shay Mitchell

Category:
amazing

Ive told my children that when I die, to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated. For me, death is a graduation. – Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Category:
Death