Quote by Jack Nicholson
Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, b

Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson

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When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the womans part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women. – Jack Nicholson

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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. Were in a race against time, until we run out of money. – Jack Nicholson

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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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Perhaps nature is our best assurance of immortality. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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There is a Japanese proverb that literally goes Raise the sail with your stronger hand, meaning you must go after the opportunities that arise in life that you are best equipped to do. – Soichiro Honda

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The middle class is so funny, its the class I know best, and its the class where you find the most pretension, so thats what makes the middle classes so funny. – J. K. Rowling

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I really feel like life will dictate itself. You should allow it to unfold as naturally as possible. Just go with the flow. When youre really desperate, you say a few prayers and hope for the best. Thats the way Ive always lived my life. – Shania Twain

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I come from a sports family and my husband is a rugby player. – Kirsty Gallacher

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Find ecstasy in life the mere sense of living is joy enough. – Emily Dickinson

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The U.K. needs a system for family migration underpinned by three simple principles. One: that those who come here should do so on the basis of a genuine relationship. Two: that migrants should be able to pay their way. And three: that they are able to integrate into British society. – Theresa May

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Ive been thinking a lot about next year, which will be the first time in 25 years that I dont have a child at home. – Jessica Lange

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