Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson
I dont have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person. – Jack Nicholson
The minute that youre not learning I believe youre dead. – Jack Nicholson