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Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, b

Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson

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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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