Quote by Jack Nicholson
Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, b

Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson

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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldnt repeat a success. Very often youre going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then youre trapped. – Jack Nicholson

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I am easily satisfied with the very best. – Winston Churchill

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Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations. – Steve Jobs

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One of my favorite activities as a teen-ager was to watch television over the phone with my best friend. – Susan Orlean

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Your best is going to change from moment to moment it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. – Miguel Angel Ruiz

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