Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson
Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, Id start writing poems about suicide. – Jack Nicholson

Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson
Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, Id start writing poems about suicide. – Jack Nicholson
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson