Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. – Alfred Hitchcock
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. – Alfred Hitchcock
If its a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on. – Alfred Hitchcock
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. – Alfred Hitchcock
Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us. – Jim Urbanovich