My mom loved to sing – and Ill go on record and say she was the worst singer ever. Id get up and move away from her! – Kenny Rogers Category: mom
I made some truly awful movies. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot was the worst. If you ever want someone to confess to murder just make him or her sit through that film. They will confess to anything after 15 minutes. – Sylvester Stallone Category: mom
Subdue your appetites, my dears, and youve conquered human nature. – Charles Dickens Category: Nature