I dont care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words. – Josh Billings Category: Speeches (oratory)
To climb a tree to catch a fish is talking much and doing nothing. – Chinese Proverb Category: Speeches (oratory)
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller Category: Alcohol
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on. – Henry Fielding Category: wedding
