I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. – C.E. Cowman Category: Housewarming
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. – Author Unknown Category: Housewarming
Where we love is home – home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. – Oliver Wendell Holmes,Sr. Category: Housewarming
I have written two medical novels. I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation. – Taylor Caldwell Category: Medical
The child who desires education will be bettered by it the child who dislikes it disgraced. – John Ruskin Category: Education
A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography? – Stanislaw J. Lec Category: Perspective