I swear I want to be a food model. – Amy Sedaris
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like youre stupid. – Amy Sedaris

I swear I want to be a food model. – Amy Sedaris
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like youre stupid. – Amy Sedaris
David and Dad didnt get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasnt going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now theyre like best friends. – Amy Sedaris
We have that illusion that we are deciding what to make a character do, in order to convey our message or something like that. But, at least in my experience, you are often more like a river-rafting guide whos been paid a bonus to purposely steer your clients into the roughest possible water. – George Saunders
Man desired concord; but nature knows better what is good for his species; she desires discord. Man wants to live easy and content; but nature compels him to leave ease… and throw himself into roils and labors. – Immanuel Kant, Idea for a Universal History with a Cosmopolitan Purpose, 1787