I have always wanted a bunny and Ill always have a rabbit the rest of my life. – Amy Sedaris
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like youre stupid. – Amy Sedaris
David and Dad didnt get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasnt going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now theyre like best friends. – Amy Sedaris
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. – Amy Sedaris
Books are challenging and inspirational to me. – Amy Sedaris
I swear I want to be a food model. – Amy Sedaris
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. – Amy Sedaris
My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him. – Amy Sedaris
