But I am convinced that those Jews who stand aside today with a malicious smile and with their hands in their trousers pockets will also want to dwell in our beautiful home. – Theodor Herzl
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says “keep away from children.” – Susan Savannah
The Final Jeopardy! questions seem to be, by design, things you cant know. And so its not about who knows them, but who can figure them out in thirty seconds. – Ken Jennings