The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key. – Edward Abbey Category: Driving
Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went. – John Updike Category: Driving
I wasnt anything special as a father. But I loved them and they knew it. – Sammy Davis, Jr. Category: dad
I want somebody like my mom. My mom is a very charitable woman. Shes the sweetest woman in the world. Im looking for the second sweetest woman in the world. Im looking for honesty and a big heart. – Jason Derulo Category: mom
A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar Category: Puns