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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something. – Mike Judge

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teacher
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I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

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Its amazing what we can get away with and what we cant. But its not for me to decide. – Mike Judge

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Back in the 70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was The Bad News Bears, and that was a kids movie, but I dont think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. – Jack Black

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Im just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. – Heath Ledger

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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood

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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers

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