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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

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Attitude
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They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

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Its amazing what we can get away with and what we cant. But its not for me to decide. – Mike Judge

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Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that its going to collapse on his head. – Rufus Sewell

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My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. – Anna Held

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