Logo
Quote by Mike Judge
Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

Other quotes by Mike Judge

Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I dont think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age. – Mike Judge

Category:
Beauty
Author
Mike Judge
Read Quote

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something. – Mike Judge

Category:
teacher
Author
Mike Judge
Read Quote

Its amazing what we can get away with and what we cant. But its not for me to decide. – Mike Judge

Category:
amazing
Author
Mike Judge
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you cant ask for much more. – Shawn Johnson

Category:
funny

The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders

Category:
funny

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

Category:
funny

People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

The axis of the earth sticks out visibly through the centre of each and every town or city. – Oliver Wendell Holmes,Sr.

Category:
Cities

Once men are caught up in an event, they cease to be afraid. Only the unknown frightens men. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Category:
Men

Patriotism is a lively sense of collective responsibility. Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on its own dunghill and calling for larger spurs and brighter beaks. I fear that nationalism is one of Englands many spurious gifts to the world. – Richard Aldington

Category:
Nation, Nationality, Nationalism

Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see. – George W. Russell

Category:
Beauty