Quote by Mike Judge
Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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Its amazing what we can get away with and what we cant. But its not for me to decide. – Mike Judge

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One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. – Mike Judge

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Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I dont think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age. – Mike Judge

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