Quote by Mike Judge
Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. – Mike Judge

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legal
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They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

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Humor
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Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I dont think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age. – Mike Judge

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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. – Ronald Reagan

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I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasnt able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on E.R. Thats not generally thought of as a funny show. – Busy Philipps

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Im not a comedian. Im an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. – Anthony Anderson

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Im glad I was a teacher. – John Wooden

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There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. – Douglas Everett

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Tradition! We scarcely know the word anymore. We are afraid to be either proud of our ancestors or ashamed of them. We cling to a bourgeois mediocrity which would make it appear we are all Americans, made in the image and likeness of George Washington. – Dorothy Day

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