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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

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Attitude
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Mike Judge
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Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I dont think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age. – Mike Judge

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Beauty
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Mike Judge
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Its amazing what we can get away with and what we cant. But its not for me to decide. – Mike Judge

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amazing
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Im smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. – Megan Fox

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Its funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House thats causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, its in the Bush Administration. – Roger Ebert

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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didnt know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that Im one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. – John Krasinski

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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. – Dr. Seuss

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By 1969, when I celebrated 45 years in the music business, I also had 45 people in our musical family. – Lawrence Welk

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Vice stirs up war, virtue fights. – Luc de Clapiers

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To disbelieve is easy to scoff is simple to have faith is harder. – Louis LAmour

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