Quote by Mike Judge
Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

Other quotes by Mike Judge

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something. – Mike Judge

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teacher
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I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

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Attitude
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Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I dont think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age. – Mike Judge

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Beauty
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Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I cant give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school. – Jordin Sparks

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

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funny

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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funny

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

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funny

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In 1984, I turned to theater in the hopes of finding a more direct form of communication between me and my people. – Cherrie Moraga

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Contrary to popular belief, there most certainly is an “I” in “team.” It is the same “I” that appears three times in “responsibility.” – Amber Harding

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Invention strictly speaking, is little more than a new combination of those images which have been previously gathered and deposited in the memory; nothing can come from nothing. – Sir Joshua Reynolds