Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure. – Doug Coupland
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. – Doug Coupland

Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure. – Doug Coupland
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. – Doug Coupland
Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and its been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries. – Doug Coupland
When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, theyre going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and theyre going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture. – Doug Coupland