Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people. – Will Cuppy
If an animal does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. – Will Cuppy
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. – Will Cuppy
I dont like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country. – Will Cuppy
I want to establish a wide range and play all kinds of parts. Its that sort of acting career I really respect. I like to turn a sharp left from whatever Ive done before because that keeps me awake. Thats why I want to be an actor – I dont want to play endless variations on one character. – Tim Curry