Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. – William Shakespeare
Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him? – William Shakespeare

Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. – William Shakespeare
Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him? – William Shakespeare
Things done well and with a care, exempt themselves from fear. – William Shakespeare
The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril. – William Shakespeare
The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up. – Ted Allen