Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives. – William Shakespeare Category: Men
Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black Category: Men
Well, the role of money in politics is pretty corrupting right now. – Caroline Kennedy Category: Politics
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love. – Jane Austen Category: Friendship
The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan Category: funny