Whoever said “laughter is the best medicine” never had gonorrhea. – Kat Likkel and John Hoberg, My Name Is Earl, “Robbed a Stoner Blind,” original a Category: Laughter
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my moms very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. – Tim Heidecker Category: dad
SIR, more than kisses, letters mingle souls,For thus, friends absent speak. – John Donne Category: Letters (writing)
Pride, envy, avarice – these are the sparks have set on fire the hearts of all men. – Dante Alighieri Category: Men
Were teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person. – Neil Cavuto Category: smile
