Whoever said “laughter is the best medicine” never had gonorrhea. – Kat Likkel and John Hoberg, My Name Is Earl, “Robbed a Stoner Blind,” original a Category: Laughter
Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. – Author Unknown Category: Laughter
You grow up on the day you have your first real laugh at, yourself. – Ethel Barrymore Category: Laughter
A man acquainted with history may, in some respect, be said to have lived from the beginning of the world, and to have been making continual additions to his stock of knowledge in every century. – David Hume Category: History
Hard pounding, gentlemen: but we shall see who can pound the longest. – Duke of Wellington Arthur Wellesley Category: Endurance
The greatest gift of the garden is the restoration of the five senses. – Hanna Rion Category: Gardens
Success is a process, a quality of mind and way of being, an outgoing affirmation of life. – Alex Noble Category: Success
