Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces. – Austin OMalley
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you. – Austin OMalley
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces. – Austin OMalley
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you. – Austin OMalley
Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art. – Austin OMalley
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito. – Austin OMalley
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell