I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. – G.K. Chesterton
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. – G.K. Chesterton

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. – G.K. Chesterton
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. – G.K. Chesterton
Journalism largely consists in saying “Lord Jones is dead” to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive. – G.K. Chesterton
There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong. – G.K. Chesterton