Saint. A dead sinner revised and edited. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

Saint. A dead sinner revised and edited. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce
Compromise. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due. – Ambrose Bierce
No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war. – Ambrose Bierce