I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. – Horatio Nelson Category: Humor
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. – Peter De Vries Category: Humor
Ive met a lot of people whove lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. – Louis C. K. Category: Humor
I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker Category: Humor
I hope there have been times when I made you all proud, or made you all smile or at least piqued your interest in this wonderful institution we call government. – John Rowland Category: smile
Emotions have no place in business, unless you do business with them. – Friedrich Durrenmatt Category: Business
Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws. – Charles Simmons Category: Health
