Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Other quotes by Jesse Ventura

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Thats all. It doesnt guarantee our rights to charity. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Happiness
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I decided to run for governor because I got mad… I want to make government more directly accountable to the people. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Government
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Governments role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way. – Jesse Ventura

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Business
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor it is the sign that he wants all the truth. – Mark Van Doren

Category:
Humor

Its good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. – Margaret Cho

Category:
Humor

Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Humor

Wit is the lowest form of humor. – Alexander Pope

Category:
Humor

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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. – Robert Bloch

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smile

There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass. – Neville Cardus, A Fourth Innings with Cardus, 1981, referring to cricket

Category:
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When we think about online learning, its such early days. Bill Gates is a wildly smart insightful guy. Yet, even a guy as smart and insightful as that, 30 years ago can say things like,Whos every going to need more than 640K of memory? – Reed Hastings

Category:
Learning

You should study the Peerage, Gerald. It is the one book a young man about town should know thoroughly, and it is the best thing in fiction the English have ever done. – Oscar Wilde

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Aristocracy