Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Other quotes by Jesse Ventura

I dont think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. Theres always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the order to execute might truly have been innocent. – Jesse Ventura

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Death
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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other peoples business. – Jesse Ventura

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Business
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Remember that government doesnt earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to get money from the government, that money must first be taken from somebody else. – Jesse Ventura

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We do not take humor seriously enough. – Konrad Lorenz

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If I have not seen as far as others, it is because there were giants standing on my shoulders. – Harold Abelson

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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. – William Arthur Ward

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Humor

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time. – Lynda Barry

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Humor

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