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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Other quotes by Jesse Ventura

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other peoples business. – Jesse Ventura

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Jesse Ventura
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The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Thats all. It doesnt guarantee our rights to charity. – Jesse Ventura

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Happiness
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose. – J. Robert Oppenheimer

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Humor

Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little. – Mason Cooley

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Humor

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor. – Damon Wayans

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Humor

My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor. – Manuel Puig

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The most successful war seldom pays for its losses. – Thomas Jefferson

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The class of citizens who provide at once their own food and their own raiment, may be viewed as the most truly independent and happy. – James Madison

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By learning you will teach, by teaching you will learn. – Proverb

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Well, being that, at the house and being in the competition, it was very hard to be with family. We couldnt have visitors out of respect for everyone else there. But, being the American Idol, the focus would have been on me. – LaToya London

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