Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Other quotes by Jesse Ventura

I decided to run for governor because I got mad… I want to make government more directly accountable to the people. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Government
Read Quote

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but its not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. Were not free – if we were, wed allow people their freedom. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Freedom
Read Quote

I believe in the America peoples ability to govern themselves. If government would just get out of the way and allow them to lead their lives as they choose, they will succeed. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Government
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just dont get it. – Lara Flynn Boyle

Category:
Humor

Ive had a very laughable career and what has seen me through is my sense of humor. – Linda Gray

Category:
Humor

But it also became the experience, or was the experience, of the writers who were attracted to this kind of humor. Theyre all men or women who come from the same kind of experience in their own lives. – Norman Lear

Category:
Humor

Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events. – E.T. "Cy" Eberhart

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

To select well among old things is almost equal to inventing new ones. – Nicolas Charles Joseph Trublet

Category:
Quotations

I worked hard at becoming a professional football player, just like society says you should. It said you had to be fierce. I was fierce. Tough. I was tough. – Dick Butkus

Science is built up of facts, as a house is built of stones; but an accumulation of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. – Henri Poincaré, Science and Hypothesis, 1905

Category:
Science

My daily beauty regimen consists of washing my face before bed and putting on moisturizer. – Rachel Bilson

Category:
Beauty