Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Other quotes by Jesse Ventura

Remember that government doesnt earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to get money from the government, that money must first be taken from somebody else. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Government
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Governments role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Business
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. – William Temple

Category:
Humor

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing. – Samuel Butler

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Humor

Humor is healing. – Brad Garrett

Category:
Humor

Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor. – Chad Smith

Category:
Humor

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