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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

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There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? Thats why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves. – Jesse Ventura

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Freedom
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Jesse Ventura
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I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. – Jesse Ventura

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Knowledge
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Jesse Ventura
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Governments role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way. – Jesse Ventura

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Business
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I dont think Im capable of that. – Chris Cooper

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Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but theyre uncomfortable laughs. – John Ratzenberger

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Humor

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humor

The script was just the best Id read in a long time and I love the humor, which I wasnt expecting, and I like the fact that my six year old daughter can see the show without being, you know, protected from it. – Stephen Collins

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Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room. – Doug Coupland

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