Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Other quotes by Jesse Ventura

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Thats all. It doesnt guarantee our rights to charity. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Happiness
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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other peoples business. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Business
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I dont believe we need the governments help as much as some think we do. That belief sets me apart from the Democrats, since their way of dealing with everything is to tax and spend. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Government
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature. – Roy Blount, Jr.

Category:
Humor

My legacy would be that you dont have to give up anything. You can be chic but have a sense of humor, you can be sexy but comfortable, you can be timeless but fresh. – Michael Kors

Category:
Humor

I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, theyre going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much. – Janet Evanovich

Category:
Humor

Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. – Dorothy Parker

Category:
Humor

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My family and our neighbors and friends thought of Africa and its Africans as extensions of the stereotyped characters that we saw in movies and on television in films such as Tarzan and in programs such as Ramar of the Jungle and Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. – Henry Louis Gates

Category:
Family

Everyone in L.A. is very positive and upbeat, whereas London can get quite miserable at times. – Sienna Miller

Category:
positive

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research. – Anon.

After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain. – George C. Wallace

Category:
Politics