Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Other quotes by Jesse Ventura

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice. – Jesse Ventura

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Knowledge
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All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays… a government wisely acting within its bounds will earn loyalty and respect from its citizens. A government dare not demand the same. – Jesse Ventura

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Government
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I believe in the America peoples ability to govern themselves. If government would just get out of the way and allow them to lead their lives as they choose, they will succeed. – Jesse Ventura

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Government
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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One doesnt have a sense of humor. It has you. – Larry Gelbart

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Humor

Anyone in the humor business isnt thinking clearly if he doesnt surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity – or you burn yourself out. – Hank Ketcham

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Humor

With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their characters had a sense of humor. – Patrick Wilson

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Humor

Humor has been the balm of my life, but its been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. – Lana Turner

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Humor

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We can bomb the world to pieces, but we cant bomb it into peace. – Michael Franti

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In the same way that we need statesmen to spare us the abjection of exercising power, we need scholars to spare us the abjection of learning. – Jean Baudrillard

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Tourists dont know where theyve been, travelers dont know where theyre going. – Paul Theroux

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