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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Other quotes by Jesse Ventura

I dont think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. Theres always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the order to execute might truly have been innocent. – Jesse Ventura

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Death
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We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but its not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. Were not free – if we were, wed allow people their freedom. – Jesse Ventura

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Freedom
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Jesse Ventura
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I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. – Jesse Ventura

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Knowledge
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields

Category:
Humor

Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Humor

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor. – Allen Klein

Category:
Humor

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. – George Bernard Shaw

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Love

Have you noticed that life, real honest-to-goodness life, with murders and catastrophes and fabulous inheritances, happens almost exclusively in the newspapers? – Jean Anouilh, The Rehearsal, 1950

Category:
Life

I look up to people who succeed in accomplishing their dreams. – Joanna Noelle Levesque

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Dreams

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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funny