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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

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I believe in the America peoples ability to govern themselves. If government would just get out of the way and allow them to lead their lives as they choose, they will succeed. – Jesse Ventura

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Government
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Jesse Ventura
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Governments role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way. – Jesse Ventura

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Business
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Jesse Ventura
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Humor
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I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldnt take their formula and bring what I had, my humor, my ideas, and make it my own. – Dianne Wiest

Category:
Humor

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. – Nancy Cartwright

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Humor

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Category:
Humor

Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976. – Cathy Guisewite

Category:
Humor

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Its something I want to overcome. And my kids are scared to death to fly. I want them to witness me overcome it. – Travis Barker

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I dont believe in firing professors. They have academic freedom. – Alan Dershowitz

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