Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

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Remember that government doesnt earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to get money from the government, that money must first be taken from somebody else. – Jesse Ventura

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Government
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I dont believe we need the governments help as much as some think we do. That belief sets me apart from the Democrats, since their way of dealing with everything is to tax and spend. – Jesse Ventura

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Government
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There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? Thats why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves. – Jesse Ventura

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The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. – Jacob August Riis

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Ive had a very laughable career and what has seen me through is my sense of humor. – Linda Gray

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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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I dont think humor is forced upon my universe its a part of it. – Manuel Puig

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