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Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

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I believe in the America peoples ability to govern themselves. If government would just get out of the way and allow them to lead their lives as they choose, they will succeed. – Jesse Ventura

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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other peoples business. – Jesse Ventura

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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar

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There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. – Thomas W. Higginson

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Ive met a lot of people whove lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. – Louis C. K.

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As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset. – David Alan Grier

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