Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

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Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice. – Jesse Ventura

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Knowledge
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I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our lives. I think our lifestyle choices should be left up to us. What we do in our private lives is none of the governments business. That position rules out the Republican Party for me. – Jesse Ventura

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Business
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I dont believe we need the governments help as much as some think we do. That belief sets me apart from the Democrats, since their way of dealing with everything is to tax and spend. – Jesse Ventura

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Government
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Humor
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I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back on my humor and personality when I was growing up. Its how you survive, so I think it was more of a natural progression for me, developing into comedy. – Ari Graynor

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Humor

From sixteen to twenty, all women, kept in humor by their hopes and by their attractions, appear to be good-natured. – Samuel Richardson

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Humor

I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, theyre going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much. – Janet Evanovich

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Humor

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. – Bil Keane

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Humor

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I dont make music for eyes. I make music for ears. – Adele

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Music

Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements. – Queen Elizabeth

What money is better bestowed than that of a schoolboys tip? How the kindness is recalled by the recipient in after days! It blesses him that gives and him that takes. – William Makepeace Thackeray

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Money

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. – Reba McEntire

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Life