Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Other quotes by Jesse Ventura

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other peoples business. – Jesse Ventura

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Business
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There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? Thats why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves. – Jesse Ventura

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Freedom
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Humor
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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise. – Jami Gertz

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Humor

Im interested not just in projects that Ill be starring in, but producing film and TV thats really quality and great for adults and when I say great for adults, it doesnt mean without humor, because Im also interested in doing comedy. – Lance Reddick

Category:
Humor

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and theyre short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. – Sergio Aragones

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Humor

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. – Jennifer Jones

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Humor

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