Quote by Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Other quotes by Jesse Ventura

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other peoples business. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Business
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There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? Thats why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Freedom
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I find that people find a way out of misery through humor and its humor thats often unacceptable to people who are not in quite such a state of misery. – Danny Boyle

Category:
Humor

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

Category:
Humor

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road. – Henry Ward Beecher

Category:
Humor

I realized women and humor were linked very closely. – Craig Ferguson

Category:
Humor

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I stopped predicting the future a long time ago. – Fred Durst

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Future

I never read the life of any important person without discovering that he knew more and could do more than I could ever hope to know or do in half a dozen lifetimes. – J. B. Priestley

Category:
Hope

The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. – Edward Bernays

Category:
Society

O mischief, thou art swift to enter in the thoughts of desperate men! – William Shakespeare

Category:
Temptation