You can get rich making fun of me. I know. Ive made lots of money making fun of me. – Glenn Beck
When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman – like my father, or like me? – Glenn Beck
By the time I was 30, nobody would work with me. I was friendless, I was hopeless, I was suicidal, lost my family – I mean, it was bad. Bottomed out, didnt know what I was going to do. I actually thought I was going to be a chef – go to work in a kitchen someplace. – Glenn Beck
Im the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring. – Glenn Beck