Logo
Quote by Jonathan Clements
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to en

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements

Other quotes by Jonathan Clements
No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Las Vegas
category

Presidents and presidential assassins are like Las Vegas and Salt Lake City. Even though one city is all about sin and the other is all about salvation, they are identical, one-dimensional company towns built up by the sheer will of true believers. – Sarah Vowell

Category:
Las Vegas

Las Vegas — my favorite desert mirage. – Val Saintsbury

Category:
Las Vegas

Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. – Steve Wynn

Category:
Las Vegas

Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs. – Tom Wolfe

Category:
Las Vegas

Random Quotes

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

Category:
funny

My dad was an inventor, and I think Ive always had a rosy view of technology, or at least its potential. – Scott McCloud

Category:
dad

The most valuable possession you can own is an open heart. The most powerful weapon you can be is an instrument of peace. – Carlos Santana

Category:
Peace

Im an amateur science enthusiast. Im not even a professional enthusiast. I dont know anything I never even passed biology in high school. But I read the science section of the newspaper. – Dave Eggers

Category:
Science