Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality. – Chuck Palahniuk
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education. – Chuck Palahniuk
Some of the best ideas I get seem to happen when Im doing mindless manual labor or exercise. Im not sure how that happens, but it leaves me free for remarkable ideas to occur. – Chuck Palahniuk
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up? – Chuck Palahniuk