Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. – Author Unknown

How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time. – Author Unknown

Although he may not always recognize his bondage, modern man lives under a tyranny of numbers. – Nicholas Eberstadt, The Tyranny of Numbers: Mismeasurement and Misrule

But mathematics is the sister, as well as the servant, of the arts and is touched with the same madness and genius. – Harold Marston Morse