Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper till you get the answer. – Carl Sandburg, "Arithmetic"

You may be an engineer if your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place. – Author Unknown

How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time. – Author Unknown

God is real, unless declared integer. – Author Unknown