The mathematics are distinguished by a particular privilege, that is, in the course of ages, they may always advance and can never recede. – Edward Gibbon, Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time. – Author Unknown

You may be an engineer if your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place. – Author Unknown

Mathematics is the only good metaphysics. – William Thomson Baron Kelvin of Largs