He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when its bottled. – Gene Fowler
Psychoanalysts seem to be long on information and short on application. – Gene Fowler

He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when its bottled. – Gene Fowler
Psychoanalysts seem to be long on information and short on application. – Gene Fowler
What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins. – Gene Fowler
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. – Gene Fowler
There is a homely directness about these rustic apothegms which makes them far more palatable than the strained and sophisticated epigrams of the characters of Oscar Wilde’s plays, who are ever striving strenuously to dazzle us with verbal pyrotechnics. – Brander Matthews, “American Aphorisms,” Harper’s Magazine, November 1915,