Ive got volumes on how not to behave. Ive got more information now than a guy should have at my age. – Charlie Sheen
As kids were not taught how to deal with success were taught how to deal with failure. If at first you dont succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? – Charlie Sheen
Were going to shoot one Polaroid per show. Im going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, its worth a fortune. Ill make this a work of magic warlock art. – Charlie Sheen
When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen