The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. – Henry Cate, VII

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Election Day
category

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason. – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz, translated from Portuguese

Category:
Election Day

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben

Category:
Election Day

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. – Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

Category:
Election Day

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. – Will Rogers

Category:
Election Day

Random Quotes

I dont mind a little Sturm und Drang. When I was doing Riding in Cars With Boys, I wouldnt smile at anybody, because my character, Bev, was angry at the world. Im the opposite. Inside my head Id be like, God, Ill explain to you at the end of shooting that Im not this person. – Drew Barrymore

Category:
smile

For man is not the creature and product of Mechanism; but, in a far truer sense, its creator and producer. – Thomas Carlyle

O poor mortals, how ye make this earth bitter for each other. – Thomas Carlyle, The French Revolution

Category:
Humankind

One unerring mark of the love of truth is not entertaining any proposition with greater assurance than the proofs it is built upon will warrant. – John Locke

Category:
Truth