Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms. – Alan Coren
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. – Alan Coren
Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us. – Jim Urbanovich