Quote by Paul OGrady
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school m

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. Id rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barneys barber shop. – Paul OGrady

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I dont live with people, thats why my relationships last. Im not romantic. Even when I was a teenager if somebody asked if they could hold my hand Id say, – no, its not heavy, I can hold it myself, thank you. – Paul OGrady

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I enjoyed school – although I ran away on the first day. Id reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for Watch With Mother on TV. – Paul OGrady

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A good teacher, like a good entertainer first must hold his audiences attention, then he can teach his lesson. – John Henrik Clarke

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You know, a football coach is nothing more than a teacher. You teach them the same subject, and you have a group of new guys every year. – Darrell Royal

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If we can teach a teacher we can reach more people. – Richard Stengel

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I had a great drama teacher in high school, and thats when I started to learn about the history of theater. – Elizabeth Olsen

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