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My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school m

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. Id rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barneys barber shop. – Paul OGrady

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I dont live with people, thats why my relationships last. Im not romantic. Even when I was a teenager if somebody asked if they could hold my hand Id say, – no, its not heavy, I can hold it myself, thank you. – Paul OGrady

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I enjoyed school – although I ran away on the first day. Id reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for Watch With Mother on TV. – Paul OGrady

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