Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson Category: Christmas
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. – Harlan Miller Category: Christmas
I love cooking during Christmas, all smells like the hot apple cider, the hot spiced wine. – Amy Smart Category: Christmas
When I was a kid, my step dad started this business and would go out and get lost cows and stuff. He was part-time truck driver, farmer and cowboy. He taught me how to ride from an early age. – Tim McGraw Category: dad
When our vices desert us, we flatter ourselves that we are deserting our vices. – François VI de la Rochefoucault Category: Age
