People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. – Margaret Cho
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. Thats a straight up Democrat move! – Margaret Cho
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with. – Margaret Cho
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. – Margaret Cho