People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. – Margaret Cho
Its good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. – Margaret Cho
Try to put your happiness before anyone elses, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. – Margaret Cho
Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible. – Margaret Cho