The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. – Oscar Levant
Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. – Oscar Levant

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. – Oscar Levant
Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. – Oscar Levant
Happiness isnt something you experience its something you remember. – Oscar Levant
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing. – Oscar Levant
By the time one is eighty, it is said, there is no longer a tug of war in the garden with the May flowers hauling like mad against the claims of the other months. All is at last in balance and all is serene. The gardener is usually dead, of course. – Henry Mitchell, The Essential Earthman, 1981