Quote by Dolly Parton
The only way Id be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in th

The only way Id be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue. – Dolly Parton

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If you talk bad about country music, its like saying bad things about my momma. Thems fightin words. – Dolly Parton

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I cant tell anybody else how to run their life or their business, but I really believe Ive got a good bead on myself. – Dolly Parton

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Im not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know Im not dumb… and I also know that Im not blonde. – Dolly Parton

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