Im not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know Im not dumb… and I also know that Im not blonde. – Dolly Parton
The only way Id be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue. – Dolly Parton