Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx Category: Dogs
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner Category: Dogs
He that rebels against reason is a real rebel, but he that in defence of reason rebels against tyranny has a better title to Defender of the Faith, than George the Third. – Thomas Paine Category: Faith
