Quote by Patrick Rothfuss
My mom once lost track of me at the zoo and when she found me I wa

My mom once lost track of me at the zoo and when she found me I was lecturing a man about the difference between dromedary and Bactrian camels. I was about 3 1/2. – Patrick Rothfuss

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When youre 14, anything with a sword and a dragon is pretty cool. But when youre 21 and youve read 2,000 fantasy novels, you start to realize that some of those books, well, they werent really good. OK, lets be honest. A lot of them were crap. – Patrick Rothfuss

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I almost got a psychology degree, I almost got a philosophy degree. I kept changing it so they couldnt make me graduate. I studied anthropology and eastern religion, epistomology, and astronomy… I took every interesting course I could find for nine years. – Patrick Rothfuss

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Dont get me wrong, magic is cool. But a nervous mother singing to her child at night while something moves quietly through the dark outside her house? Thats a story. Handled properly, its more dramatic than any apocalypse or goblin army could ever be. – Patrick Rothfuss

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother. – Claudette Colbert

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Well, when I was a little girl we had 17 cats once. They all lived outside, and they kept having more kittens. My mom made us put little ribbons around each kittens neck, put them in a wagon, and go door-to-door around the neighborhood to try to give them away. – Cheryl Hines

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Being the only man in the household with my mom definitely helped me grow up fast. – LeBron James

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People close to me called me Curry in a Hurry. I was moving through life at 100 miles an hour trying to further my career and be a great mom and make everyone happy. – Ann Curry

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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unseasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night. – James Thurber

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