It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good — and less trouble! – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good — and less trouble! – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain