Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. – P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1922 Category: Golf
A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, “where mother is.” – Keith L. Brooks Category: Mothers
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen Category: Time
I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker. – Voltaire Category: God
