I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. – Molly Ivins
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention. – Molly Ivins

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. – Molly Ivins
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention. – Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you cant drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against em anyway, you dont belong in office. – Molly Ivins
I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years. – Molly Ivins
The Miss America contest is the most perfectly rendered theater in our culture, for it so perfectly captures what we yearn for: a low-class ritual, a polished restatement of vulgarity, that wants to open the door to high-class respectability by way of plain middle-class anxiety and ambition. – Gerald Early