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Quote by Eric Morecambe
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didnt take it out of my garden. – Eric Morecambe

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I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. – Eric Morecambe

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What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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