Quote by Eric Morecambe
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didnt take it out of my garden. – Eric Morecambe

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I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. – Eric Morecambe

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Some men like to make a little garden out of life and walk down a path. – Jean Anouilh

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Im not surfing much anymore, but I love hiking and gardening, and Im always wearing a hat and sunblock. – Carolyn Murphy

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I have to keep up with the scientific literature as part of my job, but increasingly I found myself reading things that werent really relevant to my academic work, but were relevant to gardening. – Ken Thompson

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How deeply seated in the human heart is the liking for gardens and gardening. – Alexander Smith

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