We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of Americans. – Max Beerbohm
It seems to be a law of nature that no man, unless he has some obvious physical deformity, ever is loth to sit for his portrait. – Max Beerbohm
To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people. A conceited man is satisfied with the effect he produces on himself. – Max Beerbohm
You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men. – Max Beerbohm