He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich. – Evelyn Waugh Category: Wisdom
All free governments are managed by the combined wisdom and folly of the people. – James A. Garfield Category: Wisdom
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P. J. ORourke Category: funny
We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers. – Marguerite Gardiner Category: respect