This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman Category: Women
Id much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and theyre the first to be rescued off sinking ships. – Gilda Radner Category: Women
Lots of women love to accuse men of being immature when the fellow in question displays a reluctance to commit. – Julie Burchill Category: Women
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. – Carrie Snow Category: Women
Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things. – Saki (H.H. Munro), “Tea” Category: Tea
I dont drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off. – Alan Davies Category: car
We live in a world of denial, and we dont know what the truth is anymore. – Javier Bardem Category: Truth
