One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: dont change diapers in midstream. – Don Marquis
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles. – Don Marquis
The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about. – Don Marquis
The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time. But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end. – Don Marquis