The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust. – Samuel Butler
I believe that he was really sorry that people would not believe he was sorry that he was not more sorry. – Samuel Butler
Everyone should keep a mental wastepaper basket, and the older he grows, the more things will he promptly consign to it. – Samuel Butler
Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons. – Samuel Butler
Well, you know, a lot of people look at the negative things, the things that they did wrong and – which I do. But I like to stress on the things I did right, because there are certain things that I like to look at from a positive standpoint that are just positive reinforcement. – Tiger Woods