The more things change, the more they are the same. – Alphonse Karr
I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We havent a hope. I know the presiding judge too: Ive had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked. – Alphonse Karr
Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end. – Alphonse Karr
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns I am thankful that thorns have roses. – Alphonse Karr
One of the big questions in the climate change debate: Are humans any smarter than frogs in a pot? If you put a frog in a pot and slowly turn up the heat, it wont jump out. Instead, it will enjoy the nice warm bath until it is cooked to death. We humans seem to be doing pretty much the same thing. – Jeff Goodell