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Quote by Bennett Cerf
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled an

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they dont recognize you. – Bennett Cerf

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I think its pretty crazy to say youve been typecast at the age of 20 before youve even really started getting going. – Tom Felton

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Believe me, that was a happy age, before the days of architects, before the days of builders. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Im at peace with myself and where I am. In the past, I was always looking to see how everybody else was doing. I wasnt competitive, I was comparative. I just wanted to be where everybody else was. Now Ive gotten to an age when I am not comparing anymore. – Courteney Cox

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Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. – Jim Fiebig

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