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Quote by Bennett Cerf
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled an

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they dont recognize you. – Bennett Cerf

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Age acquires no value save through thought and discipline. – James Truslow Adams

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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. – Albert Einstein

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Before anything else, we need a new age of Enlightenment. Our present political systems must relinquish their claims on truth, justice and freedom and have to replace them with the search for truth, justice, freedom and reason. – Friedrich Durrenmatt

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Right up until the time I retired at age 37, I felt like there were still things that I could do better. – Julius Erving

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Take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves. – Lord Chesterfield

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To me, horror is when I see somebody lying. I mean a person I know. A friend. And hes telling me something that I accept. And then suddenly, as he or she is telling it, theres something that gives them away. Theyre not telling me the truth. – Jonathan Frid

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We send missionaries to China so the Chinese can get to heaven, but we wont let them into our country. – Pearl Buck

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