Quote by Bennett Cerf
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled an

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they dont recognize you. – Bennett Cerf

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Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age. – Aristotle

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Situational unawareness in the private marketplace or on the battlefield will cost you your livelihood or your life. In the Age of Obama, however, such willful ignorance is a job prerequisite. The less you know the better. – Michelle Malkin

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You have to be desirable. And thats why so many woman of my age or even younger are pushed to Botox and plastic surgery, all the things that people say, Why do women do this? Where do you go in your 50s in your career? – Kim Cattrall

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I remember when I was 6 years old and my brother used to go seek out guys that were 13 to come over and play football against me while he was the permanent quarterback. I didnt know exactly what the age difference was, but I was already playing against older guys. – Junior Seau

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From the world wars of Europe to the jungles of the Far East, from the deserts of the Middle East to the African continent, and even here in our own hemisphere, our veterans have made the world a better place and America the great country we are today. – John Hoeven

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